The Official LiveJournaler Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about LiveJournalers, REAL LIVEJOURNALERS. This site is awesome. My name is Nikki and I can't stop thinking about LiveJournalers. These people are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. LiveJournalers are mammals.
2. LiveJournalers update ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a LiveJournaler is to write about his/her tragic life and download music or porn.
Weapons and gear:
LiveJournalers can write anything they want!! LiveJournalers write friends-only entries ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These people are so crazy and awesome that they change the color scheme of their LiveJournals ALL the time. I heard that there was this LiveJournaler who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the LiveJournaler gave everyone a code except for that dude. My friend Farah said that she saw a LiveJournaler totally comment in some kid's LiveJournal just because the kid wrote about opening a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that LiveJournalers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will write shit about you in their LiveJournal!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
LiveJournalers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These people are totally awesome and that's a fact. LiveJournalers are literate, emotional, verbose, intense, creative, and neat. I can't wait to start going to shows next year. I love LiveJournalers with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about LiveJournalers?
A: LiveJournalers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they surf the internet all the time, but on the other hand, LiveJournalers writea bout how cool and popular they are.
Q: I heard that LiveJournalers are always sad or melancholy. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, LiveJournalers can be sad OR totally happy.
Q: What do LiveJournalers do when they're not updating or making mixtapes?
A: Most of their free time is spent making out (hence, the drama detailed in their LiveJournals, but sometimes they play computer games. (Ask Farah if you don't believe me.)
Here's a LiveJournaler ready to ROCK!!!
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